Muffin Compares 2U
A Prince-themed bakery × vinyl record shop built for heartbreak, healing, and heavy rotation.
A Prince-themed bakery × vinyl record shop built for heartbreak, healing, and heavy rotation.
Location
Downtown Pamlandia, across from Shear Luck and two doors down from The Codfather.
Owner
Vibe
Prince-themed artisan bakery
Everything’s purple: lavender glaze, violet signage, lilac walls, even the aprons
Daily playlist
Exclusively Prince, Sinead O’Connor, and deep-cut 80s heartbreak anthems
Signature item
“The Glazed and Confused” blueberry muffin with edible glitter
Rainy Day Promo
“Purple Rain Specials” – surprise discounts any day it rains
Window display
Vintage gold record player playing vinyl. Always.
Local lore
Customers swear the muffins taste better when you’re emotionally wrecked. It’s the kind of place where breakups become breakfast.
Visuals
- Purple EVERYTHING (walls, signage, merch, sprinkle colors)
- Vintage listening station with velvet headphones
- Prince Funko Pop on the register counter, surrounded by cupcakes
Specials
- Purple Rain Days – Discounts whenever it rains
- Nothing Compares 2 U-sday – 2 muffins + 1 used vinyl for $10
- “7” Layer Bar – Seven flavors in one emotionally complex square
Menu Highlights
- The Glazed and Confused (blueberry beignet)
- The Cinnamon Girl (spicy-sweet muffin with a Sinead nod)
- Raspberry Purée (tart with raspberry drizzle and a side of regret)
- When Doves Pie (mini lavender hand pies)